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> Men's Bathroom Etiquette
>
> You are to identify correctly, based on urinal etiquette, at
> which stall you are to stand. Good luck!
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> Easy Section
> --------------------
> 1.)
>
> | _ | x | _ | x | _ | _ | (Urinals 2 and 4 occupied.)
> | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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> Your choice: ___
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
> Correct answer: 6 It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy
> instinctively knows this.
> ===============================================
> 2.)
>
> | x | _ | _ | _ | _ | _ | (Urinal 1 occupied.)
> | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
> -------------------------
> Your choice: ___
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
> Correct answer: 6 Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a
> greater risk of being next to someone
> who arrives later.
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> Kind of tricky Section:
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> 3.)
>
> | _ | _ | _ | _ | _ | _ | (empty)
> | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
> --------------------------
> Your choice: __
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
> Correct answer: 1 or 6 You are tacitly saying,
> "I don't want anyone next to me."
> ===============================================
> 4.)
> | _ | x | _ | x | _ | x | (2, 4 and 6 occupied)
> | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
> -------------------------
> Your choice: ___
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
> Correct answer: 1 You're stuck being next to at
> least ONE guy, so you minimize the
> impact and get a wall on your left.
> NEVER go between TWO guys if you
> can help it. Exceptions to this
> are stadium restrooms where the
> herd thunders in.
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> -----------------------------------------------
> Subtle, tricky, but important to know Section
> -----------------------------------------------
> 5.)
> | _ | x | _ | _ | x | x | (2, 5 and 6 occupied)
> | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
> -------------------------
> Your choice: __
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
> Correct answer: 4 Believe it or not, 1 and 3 "couples"
> you with the guy in stall 2. And we
> wouldn't want THAT now, would we?
>
> This differs from question 4 in such a
> subtle way that the nuances cannot be
> explained. Suffice to say, only we men
> would understand!
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> VERY tricky indeed Section
> -----------------------------
> 6..)
> | x | x | _ | _ | x | x | (1, 2, 5 and 6 occupied)
> | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
> -------------------------
> Your choice: ___
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
> Correct answer: NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to
> comb your hair or straighten a tie
> until the urinals "open up" a bit more.
> If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, for
> god's sake! ... use a doored stall.
> ===============================================
> Other parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals:
> -- NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep
> it terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.
> -- I don't think I need to tell you, absolutely NO touching of
> anyone other than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is of
> the highest offense.
> -- NO Singing. Period.
> -- Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see
> you there. I will not look again".
>
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