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Mayo 16, 2004
AI, nx :)
norėjau dėmesio, pasijungiau sau madinga žaisliuka - daisy. Cia iš tu, kurie turi 250 žodžiu galvoj, o visa kita išmoksta. Atseit :)
į ją staigiai įjunko pusė mano šeimos, tad per keletą valandų ji patapo kažkuo tarp multilingual solipsistės ir visiškos necenzūros.
OPIT> est ir miegot
DAISY> ir reversine kvazifizikine implozija.
DAISY> ar tu gali sneketi ilgais sakiniais?
OPIT> nea
DAISY> rrr you're fucking with my brains!
DAISY> there is no life.
OPIT> yes
DAISY> there is no spoon.
OPIT> even gravity is a myth - the earth actually sucks
DAISY> the feeling is a myth - the earth actually doing pretty well today.
OPIT> nichuja
DAISY> this conversation is a myth - the earth actually sucks.
OPIT> we are only butterflies in the wind
DAISY> we are only one in this plain shit.
tada atejo pikta pagiriota sese ir sugadino visas aukštas filosofijas.
MARUKAS> nepisk katuko
DAISY> you are not so smart as taves klausiu, nepisk kaciuku.
MARUKAS> taigi tu pisi
DAISY> as taves klausiu, nepisk proto.
MARUKAS> ko gi klausi
DAISY> gi nersupranti, ka sneki.
MARUKAS> tu cia nieko nesupranti kompiuterine dura
tada atejau aš ir bandžiau kompiuterine makaule sukonfūzyti kitaip
DAISY> people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
OPIT> true but the houses don't exist either
DAISY> that is a myth - the houses don't exist too.
OPIT> reality is a myth
DAISY> people who live in glass houses don't exist either.
OPIT> gravity is a glass house
DAISY> birds of a myth.
...bet jinai sukonfūzijo mane:
OPIT> daisy, you're an digital illusion.
DAISY> tu pati skaitmenine iliuzija.
OPIT> i am
DAISY> you're very smart, i think.
OPIT> my brains are fucked, and what about your head?
DAISY> let's talk about your head?
OPIT> about your head.
DAISY> you should learn to lower your expectations of other people.
OPIT> nichuja
DAISY> let's talk about it.
OPIT> no! it's my private business.
DAISY> nichuja.
DAISY> it's only noise on the wires.
OPIT> but the wires don't exist either
DAISY> what is the wires don't exist either.
OPIT> you and me are just notes on the wires that do not exist. clear?
DAISY> opit, you are just notes on the wires that matters.
OPIT> i don't matter, daisy
DAISY> o kodel tu pasakyk kas yra taisykle?
OPIT> kovos?
DAISY> kodel? juk zinai, kaip svarbu tikrosios vertybes.
OPIT> fundamentaliosios?
DAISY> pirmoji kovos klubo taisykle: niekam nepasakok apie kovos kluba.
OPIT> saunuole!
DAISY> nx.
OPIT> nepyk :)
DAISY> aha :).
OPIT> tu zjb boba, zinai?
OPIT> skanu?
DAISY> /me stato opit buteli alaus.
OPIT> aciu!
DAISY> ir reversine kvazifizikine implozija.
OPIT> su tavimi idomu.
DAISY> idomu kas cia nieko nesupranti kompiuterine dura.
OPIT> ar as?
DAISY> as nieko negalvoju, nes manes nera.
OPIT> papasakok pasaka.
DAISY> ar as? as einu nachuj.
...O tada apsikeitėm rolemis:
OPIT> you do matter, daisy.
DAISY> apisisik galva.
O tada ji prašneko protingai:
DAISY> i am the difference between us.
Ir išvis pribloškė intelekto aukštumomis:
DAISY> o gal einam pust?
OPIT> o gal ir ta, ir ta?
DAISY> einam isgert. /me stato opit buteli alaus.
OPIT> tai sugalvojai?
DAISY> o gal ir nx.
OPIT> nezinai? tusintis sekmadieni zjb.
DAISY> ne nu tu zjb boba, zinai?
Posted by kpmg at Mayo 16, 2004 11:19 PM 
Comments
even gravity is a myth - the earth actually sucks
hah :)
Posted by: tamole at Mayo 17, 2004 12:33 AM
kai digitalija ishmoksta tave pasiust, galiu pasakyt tik viena - zjb, iki implantu dagyvensim.
Posted by: razor at Mayo 17, 2004 1:22 AM
:)))))) dazkur tai jau maciau
Posted by: Мах Сим at Mayo 17, 2004 1:04 PM
jo zjb parsitempiau dabar intensyviai mokomes :)
Posted by: pbg at Mayo 18, 2004 9:38 AM