i lied to an ipod Because i was high.
MONTH YOU WERE BORN
January-----------i married
Febuary-----------i FOUND
March--------------i kissed
April--------------- i b**** slapped
May----------------i stole from
June---------------i killed
July----------------i f*****
August------------i lied to
September-------i choked
October---------- i urinated on
November------- i watched
December--------i spanked
- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE B0RN 0N =]
1-------a spork
2-------my friends pants
3------- myself
4-------p diddy
5-------a hobo
6------- a pickle
7-------a football player
8------- a cuppy cake
9-------a lawn gnome
10-------a banana
11-------a monkey
12-------my neighbor
13-------an ipod
14-------my TRUE love
15-------a goat
16-------you
17-------bigfoot
18-------a spoon
19-------a fireman
20-------a mexican
21-------a ninja
22-------you
23-------my best friends boyfriend/girlfriend
24-------a gangster
25-------1000 people
26-------a noodle
27------- your mom
28-------A SANDWICH
29-------my science teacher
30-------a squirrel
31-------my uncle
- C0L0R OF Y0UR SHiRT ;]
White------- Because i keep it gangsta
Black--------Because dat b**** took my taco
Pink---------Because im in love
Red----------Because the voices told me to.
Blue----------Because thats how i roll
Green--------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because i can
Gray---------- Because im sexy and i do what i want.
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because i was high
maroon-----Because i was drunk.
teal-----cuz they were illegal
Brown-----Because im emo
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me too.
Striped------cuz ur mom said so
black..pink----Because i am kool like that
bra-----cuz im to kool for tv
bathing suit----- cuz im so sexy and i freak like no other
Camoflage ----- cuz I thought it was a deer
polka dot-----cuz yo momma stank breaff told me too
black&&white-cause yo momma goes to college
Originally Posted by http://forums.badasswankers.com/viewtopic.php?t=3772